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correct page, and it's appearing here just fine. However, you cannot be
found. Please try one of the following (or all of them, we don't care): |
- Start
wearing a distinctive hat so it's easier to find you.
- Use Adobe Photoshop
to retouch this page so it says you have been found.
- Drink more coffee
so you don't care if you are found.
- Get married, so it
won't matter if you are ever found or not.
- Find eternal
salvation so you can have everlasting life, hang around the universe forever, and play cards or do whatever it is people do when they manage to live forever.
- Create your own
page like this and put it on your own server so you can be unfindable
whenever you wish (as this page may be removed tomorrow—you never know).
- Put on Spandex and walk around screeching like a peacock.
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Those are all the ideas we have right now. |
